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March 23rd, 2016


12:30 am - Cringe
Looking back at all the entries I wrote in my early 20's, I can't help but cringe, or even wince, in embarrassment. How could anyone have willingly put up with me? I honestly hope that I'm not that shitty now. I know I was bitchier in my mid-20's, even, which makes me wonder how bae fell in love with me and got to liking me.

The spelling mistakes were also atrocious and unforgivable. Did I learn nothing in high school?Maybe part of the reason it seems like I was so intolerable is because I mostly updated this thing when I was in a bad mood and had something to complain about, at that point. A lot of it had to do with being a dope-fiend.
Current Location: The lovely state capital
Current Mood: Embarassed
Current Music: Antenna TV

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August 4th, 2012


08:37 pm - Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Geneology - Free family tree

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November 5th, 2009


03:26 pm - No
  The following do not constitute beautiful meals:

 Frozen shredded chicken and broccli in American cheese, cooked in the microwave


Frozen General Tso's chicken, cooked in the microwave

"Tuna Buna", a jail time treat consisting of a can of tuna, a spoonfull of mayonnaise, and cooked Ramen noodles all blended together and eaten as a sandwich. 

"Prison cookies", which are mashed up cereal, syrup,peanuts, and chocolate chips, all crushed and frozen in a plastic bag together


A scrapple quesadilla

Hungry Man frozen beef dinners



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June 26th, 2009


07:11 pm - No more anglers.
 The line leader is a deep sea fish.

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June 15th, 2009


05:28 pm - Don't I look like a Haley Berry posta???
  Ugh, fuck you Marshalls. You pay less than my last high school job anyway. So there. I will continue to shop at you though, simply because I still love your cheap fantastic clothing. And your old discounted gourmet chocolate. I think I can find it in my heart to still love you. Siempre, mi amor. Para todo de tu existencia. 
 I think I'm in love with Milford. There are a plethora of fun stores and restaurants there, and cute Puerto Rican chefs who are probably younger than me. I'll have to go there the next time I want to make tamales, because in on of the stores they had a packet of spices/stuff especially for tamales. And then I can have some weirdo looking at me and grinning asking, "JU LIKE THE TAMALES" like it's a huge shocker. 
 

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January 5th, 2009


04:13 pm - Damn me.
  Oh, I'm to guilty about not going to work today to quit. I called and they said all of the occurances go away at the begining of the year, so hopefully when I go in tomorow nobody will bitch at me. Usually I just get a weird look from the line leader after missing a day (untill last friday and today, the only other days I missed were a day at the begining of september, and 2.5 back in early September.) But the line leader isn't in charge of getting people in trouble anyway.
 And besides, Saul is pretty cool, even though Rennee sucks, now that Saul is back, Renne can't pretend he runs shit anymore. 
 I just need like 2 or 3 more months anyway. There's still a chance I could be in trouble, but I think the worst that can happen is someone will bitch. To bad everyone speaks English there now so I can't pretend that I don't know what they're saying in Spanish/Creol. (Even though the only words I know in Creol are Lazy and Gay.)
Current Mood: restlessrestless

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01:59 pm - Stewardt's Mom
   I met Stweardt's mom, the kid from Mad TV with lots of Blush who always says "Look what I can do!" You know, the one with the mom who wears cat t-shirts with open cardigans and has short hair and is religious.
   She is even more arousing in real life. And she know's that the earth is only 6000 years old, which is even more fantastic. If I seduce her, we can set the Smithsonian museum on fire together to represent the Satantic hellfire that believing in dinosaurs will bring.
  We can also form a support group called "feeling sorry for meat eating dinosaurs" because we both know the TRUTH! Dinosaurs all ate vegetables until that wench Eve ate the forbidden apple/pear/kumquat and created original sin! It was because of that bitch that T-Rex and the like began eating other dinosaurs. Bitch.
  Well, I'm going to go touch myself now.
Current Mood: hornyhorny

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December 20th, 2008


03:39 am - aslkfj
  It's Julio's birthday. Haha I hope his cousins take us to El Discotec. 

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03:37 am - Muy Triste (DEC 20 2008)
'm sad that my novio and my sanchito's aren't working with me anymore. Damnit. Oh well, at least I'm todavia no trabajando con gueras putas. But I miss them ALOT! 

However, I am VERY happy that 2 months ago I finally found a way to get rid of asshole. I thought I would never escape. I think I ;was in denial about how awful he was while we were together. I think he was the worst boyfriend I have ever had in my life. Even the Russian was better then him, because at least the Russian was fun and not a liar. I don't think I've ever met such a manipulative, unappreciative, using, and most of all SELFISH hypocrite in my whole entire life. And this shit went on for more than a year. More than a year of being bossed around, controlled, and treated like shit. But it was so manipulative and subliminal I didn't even completely realize it was going on while it was happening. That's why I'm so hesitant to be in a committed relationship now, because don't want to belong to anyone right now. Not after the bad experience I just got out of. 

Oh well, yo aprendar un poco mas todo los dias, asi tomo mucho cuidado con los muchachos ahora. (Con un poco de suerte!) 


And another thing, he said that he could speak Spanish fluently, to the point of being "bilingual." It's one thing to lie/exaggerate about your linguistic skills, but to act like another person is stupid and wrong when they say something in said language that you don't understand, because you automatically assume in your arrogance they have to be wrong if you don't understand, that's just obnoxious. That just goes to show what a pig headed idoit he is. Sorry, but if you don't know what "no se" "tambien" and "yo soy" mean then you can't speak Spanish."
Losers suck. If you're going to take 95% of your significant other's paycheck, at least treat them nicely and not like crap. Especially if it's because your to lazy to work and your a grown man who had to go back to living with his mommy. And then to tell me that I should be happy with the $20 out of the $300 that is left for myself! HA!

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October 29th, 2008


12:33 pm - The greatest thing I've ever seen in my LIFE!

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/listen-to-mee.jpg
Current Mood: enthralledenthralled

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