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January 5th, 2009

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01:59 pm - Stewardt's Mom
   I met Stweardt's mom, the kid from Mad TV with lots of Blush who always says "Look what I can do!" You know, the one with the mom who wears cat t-shirts with open cardigans and has short hair and is religious.
   She is even more arousing in real life. And she know's that the earth is only 6000 years old, which is even more fantastic. If I seduce her, we can set the Smithsonian museum on fire together to represent the Satantic hellfire that believing in dinosaurs will bring.
  We can also form a support group called "feeling sorry for meat eating dinosaurs" because we both know the TRUTH! Dinosaurs all ate vegetables until that wench Eve ate the forbidden apple/pear/kumquat and created original sin! It was because of that bitch that T-Rex and the like began eating other dinosaurs. Bitch.
  Well, I'm going to go touch myself now.
Current Mood: hornyhorny

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Date:January 6th, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
is this one of my relatives or someone completely different?
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Date:January 6th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
Well, the first paragraph was about your aunt, and then I got kind of carried away thinking about her, the mom with 18 kids, and Stewardt's mom all rolled into one.
I wasn't trying to be mean by the way. I was just overly stimulated.
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Date:January 6th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
haha i knew that floral stripped nightgown with long underwear and a turtleneck would prove too much for her

you probably waited until i was asleep to pounce on her and try to act like you were the cat

don't worry about being mean to her, bc i'm much worse, as she is the one who is always trying to kill me and Allegy cousin with walnuts and says i can't have cheesecake because other people are fat and have diabetes
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Date:January 6th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
also, she really loves the smithsonian and i think is one of those people who believes that god made primordial soup and caused the big bang and the earth is still old even though god made it, and that whole less than a week thing from genisis was just a figure of speach
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Date:January 6th, 2009 05:32 am (UTC)
Haha I really want to go on aim but I'm lazy so I'm using my sisters old laptop, and it won't work for some reason.
Anyway, That is fantastic. I must know everything there is to know about this woman. How could you move away from such a marvelous person???
I bet you're mom and her have fights all the time about the 6000 year old earth VS the 5 billion earth old earth.
And yes, the floral striped nightgown with a turtle neck was REALLY sexy. I wanted to go all construction worker and start shouting catcalls, but I didn't want her to request I be locked up like a cat.

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